just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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