they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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