CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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