Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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