my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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