No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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