Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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