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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
this is an emotional support booty call
God, I missed his penis.
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