my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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