So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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