I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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