So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
where are my eyebrows?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
