I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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