..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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