So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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