Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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