Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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