Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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