ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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