Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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