:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I looked at my own cervix.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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