Got a toothbrush?
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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