please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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