She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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