..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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