She's JV to your varsity
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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