Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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