what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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