so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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