i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
