He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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