the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
thus making me awesome and them whores
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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