So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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