I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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