Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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