D3 body, D1 cock
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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