I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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