from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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