She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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