we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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