shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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