Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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