I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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