I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Randomize
