Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You can't just leave with hair like that
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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