I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she smelled like a LAN party
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Congratulations! We have a period
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