Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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