What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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