Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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