did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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