Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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